How much do you love checkers, mate? So much that you would put them all over your head? This man has a passion for the checkered style that was in and out quicker than it took to finish the work on his face. I find it hard to believe anyone loves checkers so much that they think they will be deeply in love with them for the rest of their lives. You have to wonder what people are thinking and where the friends are at during times like these. If any of my friends are reading this post, please talk some sense into me if I’m ever making a huge mistake like this one day.

Michael Jackson leaving us could be one of the greatest tragedies of the decade as far as deaths go. I never really took his music seriously while he was alive. It was not bad to listen to but it seemed like more joke music than it was for real. Then he passed away and I learned how much people loved this man. Even people I never would have thought liked his music ended up being people who loved his music and not just muck around with it on in the background of a party. Like they thought this guy was an amazing musician. While that’s not me, I can still have a great deal of respect for Michael since I can see how much he touched the world.

Anyway, as for this tattoo, we can only assume it’s not something Michael would love seeing. It looks like a mixture of Peter Pan, Michael Jackson, and the lead character from American Dad.

This next tattoo reminds me of that movie called Pans Labyrinth. At the time I was watching Pans Labyrinth I knew it was a good movie. I left the credits music running over and over as a pondered about the movie. As it turns out, the rest of the world appreciated that movie as much as me and probably even more. It propelled into one of the most famous movies ever made.

Anyway, as much as I admire the artwork on this man’s chin for a movie, it would not be wise at all in real life. Let’s hope he is already married to a wonderful woman and has the white picket fence because he’s going to struggle meeting Mrs. Wonderful looking like that — unless he keeps his chin down.

Hey, look! It’s Snookie from the Jersey Shore. What’s going on today, Snookie? Should we go for a walk down the boardwalk and check out the gorillas? I could be wrong, but to me, this looks like a spitting image of Snookie from the Jersey Shore and it looks like Ronnie might have had a few drinks that day.

It’s often the writing on a body that holds the most meaning, so when you decide to get writing you better be sure it’s been checked over by a good editor. Here is one case where that didn’t happen. There are several problems with this writing. For starters, to live always means that you are alive, figuratively and realistically. Lastly, that’s not how you spell “you’re.”

Have you met somebody who was like “hey, I’m going to get a tattoo of my loved ones” and you thought to yourself that sounds like a dumb idea because you see your loved ones every day why do you need to have even more of them on your body? But of course, you don’t tell them that so you just smile and nod and “yeah, cool!”.

Another thing you need to think about before you decide to get a tattoo of a person is that people are really difficult to draw and even the best tattoo artists in the world can create some lackluster images that look nothing like the person you wanted. Always make sure you know how good the tattoo artist is before letting them attempt faces like this or else you’ll be left with the Batman villain mixed with the ghost from Ghost Busters like this lady.

We came across several text messages on bad bodies, but we didn’t want to waste space on many, so we just picked two obvious issues. The first one didn’t mean sense and had a spelling mistake and didn’t make sense. Here is another one where English wasn’t a standout subject at school. Surprisingly, the tattoo artist didn’t offer some assistance in creating a proper sentence which leads me to believe that they both didn’t know any better.

How’s it hanging? About 4 inches and slightly from the ear. We have no idea what makes somebody do this to a face or want it on a face. What I just thought of was a funny saying. Maybe he wanted to be known as something that isn’t his usual name. Maybe he lost abet and it was a large debt. The mystery may never be solved.

I must admit, I like the idea of getting a cute tattoo that joins with somebody else like your best friend or your lover. However, make sure that the two pieces fit with each other before you get the tattoo. Here are two pieces of a puzzle that do not do much at all. You can see how this one would’ve gone down: we want matching jigsaw puzzle pieces but we want you to draw them up. We assume the tattoo artist got this one wrong if we were to guess. A pretty big mistake.

As you can see, some crowds the motorsports draw in are always the same with typical males coming along for the ride. Here is a man who decided getting a 6-pack of beer tattooed on his body where a normal 6-pack of muscle would go would be incredibly funny. He still finds this pretty funny as he is more than willing to show the world his lovely tattoo.