When my editor asks the room who would like to cover this story, I quickly put my hand up, knowing that I could cover this topic well. The reason is that I have something in common with this subject. You see, it is I who originally started the no underwear trend way back 15 years ago straight after I heard of my friend’s super cool boyfriend who was doing the same thing. Okay, so I didn’t start the trend, but I was close. Close enough to the beginning of the free balling experience to know a thing or two about it probably more than you.
During my time as a free balling man, I have come across women who love the idea almost like it’s something they want in a man, to men who have publicly labeled me as filthy. I can’t help but assume anyone with the latter point of view doesn’t wash quite as well as I do. Nonetheless. I can respect that opinion and try my best not to picture what their underwear looks like. But I guess that’s enough about me because what would you care about what I wear and what I don’t wear? Chances are you don’t care too much about it at all.
The good news for all of you guys is that we have a list of 12 celebrities who do the same thing as me and don’t wear underpants when they leave the house. This could change the way you look at these celebrities from here on out, from every movie or even every song that might come out in the future.
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Kendall and Kylie Jenner seemed like they were going to be different than their older sisters when they were teenagers. I distinctly remember Kylie in particular not seeming like she was caught up in her looks and she wasn’t all that good-looking either. That’s perfectly fine, though, and I don’t mean that in a negative light. I can remember a time when she was out with a friend and the two of them met up with Kriss — Kendall and Kylie’s mother — and they ended up having a fight which resulted in Kylie storming out of the venue. It was at that time that I thought we might be seeing Kylie finally rebelling and it all being too much for her in the sense that she just needs to leave and be herself. Within about a month she had then transformed into something close to the exact opposite. She had changed into something much more similar to Kim Kardashian than anything else, which is a very interesting turning point in her life. It would be great to know what happened behind the scenes there where she went from alternative Kylie to thick-lipped mini Kim.
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Rihanna is a polarizing woman who I don’t know how to judge. Part of that reason could be because I usually don’t like to judge at all, but for argument’s sake and trying to take an educated guess at who she is, I find it difficult. Now don’t get me wrong, nothing annoys me more than when somebody who is not all that intelligent judges me in a negative light, and in some ways, I worry about doing that to her. But I am intelligent, and I don’t have anything all that negative to say, so that should help. What I know of Rihanna is that she probably had an affair with Jay-Z, she tends to walk around half-naked at really strange times like when she goes out with her brother. I’ve seen her dancing semi-naked with the Formula 1 ace Lewis Hamilton. And we also see her raunchiness come out during her singing with lyrics and attire. Suffice it to say; I think she doesn’t mind the sexual side of things in life.
Regarding underwear, it doesn’t surprise me that Rihanna is one to throw them out the window and not wear them at all. Leaving things to air under there is a very sexual experience at times. There are elements of risk to it that you don’t get if you wear underwear like the majority of people usually do — your skirt might rise, a man’s fly might be undone, and so forth.
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I remember being a young adult and a show called Jersey Shore coming out on television. It was a show that had a certain amount of influence over the young people that I found annoying. It wasn’t until a few years later that I realized I should try to drop the prejudice and give the show a chance. I did that without telling everybody though and every night for maybe a few weeks I was sifting through the Jersey Shore television series that was now already a few years old.
The point of the story is that I wouldn’t go so far as to say that I like these people, but I will admit that I didn’t mind watching the show at all. Nicole (Snooky) was one of the main protagonist females who got along well with everyone. She is also a woman who has a hidden wild side and it’s no surprise that she makes this list of celebrities who do not wear any underwear.
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Lady Gaga is someone who I never really viewed as a good-looking woman — and I don’t mean that in a bad way. She also is a singer whose name I never really enjoyed. I later used one of my word websites, Word Hippo, to look up what Gaga meant and it means something similar to crazy.
Lady Gaga is a woman who always seemed like she was on drugs with the way she would wear sunglasses in front of the TV camera and answered the questions in such a way that she never really seemed like she was on planet earth.
Anyway, the story goes that Lady Gaga is one to not wear underpants, and we’d believe it. We can imagine some wild things going on underneath those clothes at times.
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Amethyst Amelia Kelly better known as Iggy Azalea has been in the news a great deal a lot lately, no thanks to her cheating boyfriend we know as Los Angeles Laker, Nick Young. It leads to a large divide in the Lakers locker room which will end up being very interesting to watch how it unfolds as we head into next season. There will no doubt be a few roster moves, including Nick Young, who will likely have to leave now.
The Lakers locker room isn’t the only thing Nick will be leaving either. We assume our Iggy will show him the front door too — and hopefully keep the ring because he doesn’t deserve it back.
Nick won’t be pleased to know that Iggy is also one of the celebrities who doesn’t wear any underwear when she leaves the house on most occasions.
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Jennifer Lopez is one of the most popular women in the world and is frequently up on people’s lists for best behinds. She must be going out without those underwear lines since that part of her body attracts so much attention.
Well, according to reports, they now know for a fact that she doesn’t wear underwear.
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Kate Hudson is not traditionally a woman who makes us think of anything to do with sex scenes in a movie or anything of that nature. However, there is that side to her if you look hard enough. That’s not to say anything about her looks — she’s a great-looking woman, but she usually comes with a look of innocence.
You will be interested in learning that Kate Hudson is also one of the celebrities who doesn’t wear underwear when she goes out on most occasions. You can try checking her out next time you see her in front of the camera.
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Paris Hilton is somebody who made her way into Hollywood thanks to her wealthy father who owns the Hilton hotel chain. Paris is also responsible for Kim Kardashian’s rise to fame and helped her be present at many red-carpet events as a socialite.
According to reports, Paris is also a woman who does not wear any underwear.
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Few women make it to the big time after having celebrity fathers in the same profession. True, rich parents can help kids and careers a great deal more than parents who are not rich but to have a father who was a heartthrob for the woman right around the world and then to be a singer yourself (and a woman) is rare. Miley managed to do it, and it all started with the Disney Channel. Nowadays, she wouldn’t be allowed back on the set of anything related to Disney the way she has turned out as an adult.
Several sources tell us that Miley does not wear anything under her dresses, pants, shorts, or anything else she usually wears.
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Kate Winslet is another woman who I always thought was very sensible — until I saw her stark naked in a movie or two. Then I knew there was another side to this woman, and it’s a side that I had not heard of after watching movies like Finding Neverland.
Anyhow, Kate is another one of Hollywood’s A-list celebrity groups who doesn’t bother putting on the panties when she leaves the house our sources tell us. After seeing some of her movies, we would believe it.
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Little Kim has made the news recently for apparently making her skin lighter. Now I’m the kind of person who didn’t even know that was possible as I sit here with my uneven ears and my google eyes who hasn’t even imagined ever visiting a plastic surgeon. However, that could be just me, and perhaps you guys are all too aware that there are people out there changing their skin color these days who aren’t named Michael Jackson.
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If you haven’t yet heard the new album ‘Lemonade’ by Beyonce, then you should drop everything and check it out. It revisits the days when albums used to be stories. It’s a lot different these days with the rise of songs available from iTunes and things of that nature. New technology has taken the storytelling away from albums, but Beyonce brings it all back in a continuous film clip that keeps playing like a movie. Furthermore, it’s interesting because apparently, she addresses what Jay-Z has done to her with cheating and so forth.
I haven’t listened to her new album just yet, but we do know that she finishes the list of celebrities who don’t wear anything underneath their fantastic dresses.